Saturday 7 August 2010

Broke....







What do you do when your broke and have no clear creative talent; you create a blog. Ok, so its not that bad, but honestly the pennies have started pinching me, and I don't really know how I'm gonna get out of this one (I know get a job, I've TRIED). So here's my attempt to vent, and If I become annoying with my copious amounts of moaning, send me some awesome porn links, or cash (preferably cash) so here's my top three tips to pass a penniless summer.

1. DONT LIVE IN LONDON
The city is bitch the penniless peasantry but a bounty to the gent, honestly it seems as if £100 can be the difference between a gallant ego, or severe depression.

2. Don't be sober
When I watched the dour Spike Lee documentary "when the levees broke", a quote a I heard always resonated with me "drugs? Huh? Look at me, if I had drugs I would some em!", as crude as that statement was it really hit a nerve. With all my morale sobriety, I really wouldn't mind to get "fucked up" right now, and actually leave a little bitch called reality. Although I'm too much of a pussy so that won't happen.

3. Don't be alone

There is nothing worse than the unemployed, stirring in their own pity, and feeling sorry for themselves writing, pity party blogs and such. When you have friends (truly awesome friends) they force you to get out of your rut, enjoy life, and realise, hey, it's not that bad, your 19 shit isn't that real.
Seasons Greetings x x

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